Tuesday, November 13th 2007

An Indian Man Marries A Real Bitch

 
An Indian man has married a dog in a Hindu ceremony in hopes that it will repair the curse placed on him for murdering 2 dogs. 15 years ago Mr. Selvakumar stoned 2 dogs to death while they were doing sex to each other and hung their bodies from a tree. 
 
After that happened he lost hearing in one of his ears and his hands and legs became paralyzed. Curse of the bitch!
 
An astrologer told Mr. Selvakumar that he must marry a dog to cure the curse. He took the astrologer's advice and married Selvi. She was a stray dog and now she's known as Mrs. Selvakumar. 
 
Mr. Selvakumar thinks he will cure the curse by marrying Selvie. Selvie knows otherwise and will make him pay! Look at her face. She's a street hustler if I ever saw one. Bitch is going to be the most demanding wife ever! "Massage my paws! Get me a milk bone! Scratch my butt hole! Put on Lassie!"
 
He has know idea what he's gotten himself into. Selvie is the hottest bitch ever and will make him pay for hurting her dog friends! Revenge is a real bitch...named Selvie.
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
 
 


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