Tuesday, November 13th 2007

Owen Wilson's Call Girl

 
Owen Wilson has been spotted all over NYC with a "gorgeous model" and now she's been IDed as Le Call. What the hell kind of name is that?! I bet her real name is like Bertha Warthogard or something. Le Call?! Give me a break!
 
Le Call Girl was in Page Six yesterday for some umbrella drama. Some restaurant dude named Nello Balan is threatening to sue Le Call after he lent her his $1,000 Gaultier umbrella. Le Call didn't return the umbrella for weeks. When she finally did, it was cracked in two pieces.
 
Le Call said, "How ridiculous is this? . . . It accidentally got sat on in a car . . . It is pretty funny, though. An umbrella that I didn't ask for or want and refused to take two or three times from a man who if he is so ridiculously upset about an overpriced, ostentatious umbrella, he probably shouldn't own one that expensive . . . Nello is desperate for attention, I guess."
 
Le Call Girl is right. If you're dumb enough to buy a $1,000 umbrella and lend it to a stranger, you deserve what you get.  
 
I can't get over her name. LE CALL?! Bitch please.
 
Posted by: Michael K
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