Tuesday, November 13th 2007
Janice Dickinson Will Eat Your Boobs
Janice Dickinson is part of the cast of UK's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here." We had that reality show here in the States once, but it bombed. The show features has-beens and no-names thrown into the jungle and forced to compete against each other.
Janice was apparently the first celebrity to lose her mind. She threatened to eat the breasts of another contestant, Lynne Franks. She also wanted to steal her bed.
She said, "I'm going to stab her in the middle of the night and take hers. You think I'm kidding? I'll eat her tits. I'll fry up those big old boobs."
Janice is not lying. Lynne is said to be the inspiration for Edina of "Absolutely Fabulous."
Janice without make-up in the jungle?! That's like Fear Factor for the other contestants. Waking up to that mug would be like waking up to malnourished iguana.