Britney Failed A Drug Test?!

 

Put a fork in it already, Britney! TMZ reports that one of Britney's drug tests has come back positive. A source claims it was a false reading and was really negative. LIES! Brit is going to blame her cell phone for the positive reading watch. She always blames the poor cell phone. "We got bad receptions up here and the bad air waves like made my pee pee positive for drugs and stuff." Be more careful with your piss Britney. Make sure to give Alli's sample not yours. I mean you know Alli pees for her. 

 

And just as we expected KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will hold a hearing on Wednesday to present a video of Brit running a red light with her kids in the car. Mark wants Brit banned from driving with her kids in the car.

 

At least Britney has a few fans. A group calling themselves "TEAM BRITNEY" gathered on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last night to demand Brit get her kids back. Those people look as brain dead as she is and just as dirty. She probably paid them to do that. Paid them with free Frapp coupons.