And They Said It Wouldn't Last!

 

Well, it didn't!  

 

Finally Prince Hot Ginge is free to be with me! That's if you believe The News of the World anyway. They claim Chelsy Davy ended her 3-year relationship with Prince Harry over the phone this week. 

 

Chelsy was reportedly fed up with Prince Hot Ginge getting drunk and fooling around with other chicks. Just hours after being dumped Harry was seen "canoodling" with another chick at a club. 

 

A source close to Hot Ginge said, "He and Chelsy have come to a crossroads and sadly have decided to go their separate ways. Harry has got a lot to give to the army and his charities and that will be his main priority."

 

A friend of Chelsy's said, "Chelsy just couldn't put up with his antics any more. She feels they've fallen out of love. She was sick to the back teeth of Harry not putting the maximum amount of effort into the relationship. "

 

Hot Ginge is too much tool for one woman. He's a young douche and those types never stay true. Perhaps one day he'll grow up to be a tampon, but right now he's too busy getting into trouble.