It Wasn't Drugs!

 

Last night Amy Wino's Camden home was raided by police and her spokeswhore said it had nothing to do with drugs. I called the bitch a liar! Well, it wasn't drugs. Not this time anyway.

 

Wino's hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, was arrested last night over a $400,000 trial-fixing plot. Trial-fixing plot? This is some Dynasty shit, but with crackheads. 

 

He was arrested on suspicion of perverting the course of justice in connection with a trial due to start next week. Sounds sexy. I'm turned on. If convicted the maximum sentence is LIFE in the slammer. Oh shit!

 

Blake and other bitches are accused of paying off a witness.

 

Amy is said to be "distraught." DUH! If Blake goes to jail for life, Amy will explode and heroin pieces will fly everywhere. Quick! Courtney Love, get your ass to Camden. The heroin pinata is about to explode.

 

I swear! Crackheads are so damn dramatic! They always have to create some kind of storyline. Walking soap operas is what they are. 

 

Source: Daily Mail

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