She Did Fine!

 

Jennifer Garner opened as Roxane in Cyrano de Bergerac on Broadway last night. The New York Times called her performance "captivating." Really? That woman is about as captivating as a bowl of boxed mashed potatoes.

 

When Jen Garner's husband, Ben Affleck, was asked what he felt about her performance he said, "She did fine!"  He probably realized he sounded like a complete dick, so he went on to say "It was terrific, and I had a lot of fun. I'm really impressed by her courage and her talent." 

 

I'll probably see this turkey fest, because I'm gay and gay people like Broadway and fancy costumes. Oh and you can't go wrong with Kevin Kline!