The Fakery!

 

"The Hills" is about as fake as Heidi Montag's rack. We know this. It's not surprising that producers are reportedly currently "casting" for roles in Heidi's upcoming wedding to Spencer Pratt.

 

E!'s Kristin reports that a casting notice has gone out for key roles in the fakest wedding of the year. Actress Roxy Olin is currently in talks to play Heidi's maid of honor.

 

Why the hell are they casting people? Do Spencer and Heidi have no friends? Yeah, probably not. Heidi's old nose should be her maid of honor.

 

I say if you're going to cast characters you might as well go big. I propose:

 

Chrissy Crocker IS Heidi's long lost twin sister

Shauna Sand IS Spencer's real biological father after sex change

Phoebe Price IS Herself, just because she should be in everything

London Spears IS Heidi's baby that she gave up 5 years ago

 

Seriously! Storylines people! If you're going to fake it you might as well make it entertaining.