Thursday, November 1st 2007
Lance Bass Was Married And Nobody Cared
Lance Bass had a quickie, Las Vegas wedding of his own before Britney Spears. Lance got married to a girlfriend back in 1999.
Gayer than gay Lance said, "People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for like five minutes, but no one talks about it though."
"In fact the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night... and we didn't get one."
HOLD UP! There's a chance you get free drinks all night if you get married?! I'll take my chances. I'm a cheap bitch. Will you marry me? Yes, I'm talking to you. Free drinks all night.