Lohan Loses Bracelet - Probably Lost in Her Bagina

Lindsay Lohan borrowed a $40,000 diamond bracelet she borrowed from Cartier for her hosting duties at the World Music Awards in London last week. Well, the coke head lost it. She was forced to pay for the bracelet, because of her blunder. A rep from Cartier showed up to her hotel coming to collect the bauble when Lohan had to whip out her checkbook and pay for it.

A source said, “It was embarrassing. Lindsay couldn’t find it anywhere and was trying to stall for time to see if she could dig it out. She had been loaned the jewellery in good faith for her presenting gig at the World Music Awards on Wednesday. The plan was always for her to return the bracelet after, which seemed to have slipped her mind. She had a string of pals coming in and out of her room as well as security, management and hotel staff tending to regular requests. The room was turned upside down and fingers were being pointed at various people for it going missing. Lindsay ducked out of seeing the jewellers herself and left her management to sweep it under the carpet.”

Coke not only kills brain cells, but it also kills your checking account. I bet you she just sat on the thing and it's now somewhere floating in her bagina along with Natalie Holloway. I'm not right.

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