Mid-Life Crisis

 

I sooo miss fat, long-haired, geeky Marc Jacobs. This new, buff, gay blueberry thing is not hot! Marc, why couldn't you have just bought a red sportscar instead of getting blueberry bukkake all over your hair. Mid-life crisis. Not a hot look on a 40-something man.  

 

Here's Marc with botoxed Linda Evangelista at a Louis Vuitton party in Los Angeles last night.