The Scariest Halloween Costume Ever!

 

It's a mother alien trying to devour her gay child! Frightening! Unfortunately, this is not a costume, but I'm sure Gay Al and Star Jones still won scariest costume. Here they are partying it up in Miami last night and by partying it up I mean Gay Al stuck around for photo-ops and then headed for the bath houses.

 

I love how he's listening to his iPod while hanging out with Star. He probably doesn't like that straight shit they are playing. I bet you anything he's listening to the Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men." Look at his face! He's singing the lyrics in his head.