Rwanda Wised Up

 

Paris Hilton had planned a trip to Rwanda for what reason I'm not sure. Unfortunately for her, that shit has been postponed by the bitches that were organizing it. Rwanda probably threatened their lives if they brought that International skank.

 

This statement was issued to People:

 

"Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda that the foundation had previously planned with Paris Hilton has been postponed."

"Paris has been a loyal and gracious supporter of Playing For Good but the foundation has to regrettably reschedule this trip. Playing for Good would like to thank Ms. Hilton for her generosity and her continued support of this initiative and is looking forward to rescheduling the trip with her at a later time."

 

Blah...blah...blah...Paris is a dumb whore...blah...blah...blah...Rwanda hates her....blah...blah..blah....they said they would rather have Britney....blah...blah...no they really asked for Britney, it's like an epidemic....blah...blah... 

 

Can we just send that useless waste to Pluto and say it's Rwanda. She won't know the difference! It'll be our little secret.