Just the other day I was thinking to myself "something is missing." I took out a box of Gordon's, heated that crap up and as I ate it I realized I was craving a different kind fishsticks. And here she is! You're still as bland and annoying as ever and I love you for that, Gwyneth. 
 
I didn't know West Elm made dresses out of their pillows?! That Gwynnie is always ahead of the fashion curve. Here she is in Barcelona promoting some Estee Lauder piss perfume.  
 
 
 


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