The Duet Of A Lifetime

 

The Daily Star claims Britney Spears will duet with Oscar the Grouch on an upcoming episode of Sesame Street. Sources say this could helps Brit's image.

 

This source said,  "It's a chance to prove she can be a wholesome girl."

 

Brit and Oscar will apparently sing a cleaned-up version of her song "Toxic."  

I need this to be true! I would hate to be around when they break the news to Brit that Oscar isn't real. "But our conversations were like so deep. He really got me! We were gonna go for fraps later! Chickabee!"

 

I'd also like to see Brit present the Letter of the Day. "Today's letter is E. Well, sometimes we call it X too or XTC or MDMA or purple bears, whatever."