There's Only One Saving Grace

The cast for Donald Trump's new "Celebrity Apprentice" reads like a who's.....actually just like a WHO?! It's not that bad, but I don't know why half of these people agreed to do it. There's only one reason for me to watch and that's for that hot bitch Tito Ortiz aka Baby Huey. Yes, I know! Lots of you have told he's about as sexy as pea soup, but you can't help who you fall in love with. Joining Baby Huey in the cast is

Omarosa - She's still alive?

Lenox Lewis - Why would he do this trash?

Gene Simmons - Why would he do this trash?

Stephen Baldwin - He needs the money

Carol Alt - She's still alive?

Big Pussy - Exactly

John Cena - Eh

Marilu Henner - Poor bitch