John Goodman Was In Rehab

 

Who knew John Goodman was in the tank?! John's spokeswhore told The Insider that he just completed treatment at Promises in Malibu. 

 

He issued this statement: "For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life."

 

If he never said anything, we would've never known! He was probably feeling a little lonely. It's ok John, I'll give you the lovin' you need. I'll even put a bowl of chili con carne on my back while you hit it. Snack and pack!

 

Stay well John!