Get Off My Back!!!!

 

Heather Mills has reportedly told Paul McCartney to pay her $100 Million by Friday or it's going to get ugly! The couple had hoped to resolve their divorce settlement last week, but they couldn't come to an agreement reports The Daily Mail.

 

Heather is giving Paul a second chance to end their battle for good. If he doesn't accept her offer, she has apparently threatened to tear him a new one in court this February.

 

A source said, "She is saying that if this goes to court, she will get awarded more money, that it will be worst for Beatrice to have her parents publicly warring. His legal team has been reminded that Heather could argue that she put him back on track emotionally and with his career after Linda, his first wife, died. And perhaps then if she goes to court she should then fight for some of his future earnings. Heather has also been talking again about her personal security and that of Beatrice."

 

Heather is also considering coming to America to do the talk show circuit including Oprah.

 

Somebody tell Heather that Nancy Grace is a true fan and would love to have her on the show. Nancy's hormones would explode in her body and she'd eat Heather whole. That would be that.

 

If I was Paul I'd just give her the cash and then do the talk show circuit myself. Basically everyone already hates Heather with a passion, so if Paul starts sobbing publicly he'll put the nail in her social coffin.