Tuesday, October 16th 2007

That She Is!

 
Jordan already told us her sex life was like the horror movie "Hostel" and that Peter Andre's dick is the size of a cable remote control, so now it's his turn to discuss the barf details of their love life.  
 
Peter said, "Katie is a filthy bitch and I'm her temptation. Everybody has fantasies and when it comes to sexual ones, when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes."
 
"If we're sat downstairs with the kids and the nanny, Kate tells me off if I discreetly suggest we sneak off upstairs. She'll say, 'Pete, you make it so obvious you want to go upstairs for a shag.' And I get really embarrassed. I'm like, 'Thanks honey!' So that blows that out."  
 
Peter needs to get his own nickname for her! I already have dibs on that one. Actually, I call her "filthy cunt" so he can have that one. 
 
I'm sure Peter's "sexual fantasy" involves an International Male catalog, a double-sided dildo, a cop's uniform and a Judy Garland soundtrack. I'm sure Jordan and Peter do ass-to-ass while singing along to "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows." 
 
Source: The Sun
 
 


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