This Is So Stupid!

 

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

 

TMZ reports that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi bought a little Brussels Griffon mix puppy from the Mutts and Moms dog agency a few weeks ago. The puppy, Iggy, didn't get along with Ellen's cats (and we know how lesbians feel about their pussycats) so she gave the puppy to her hairdresser's 12-year-old daughter, Ruby.

 

Last night a rep from the agency visited Ruby's house with the damn cops and took the dog away! They say Ellen violated their contract by not telling them that the dog had a new home.

 

Ellen said she made the mistake of not telling the agency, but she knew she was putting Iggy in a good home. She said, "I kept saying, 'If you want to be mad at me, be mad at me, but don't take it out on the family. Don't take it out on the dog.'"

 

I'm sure the cops just loved taking a puppy away from a little girl. That agency better watch their asses, because Ellen might call that scary lesbian gang Bill O'Reilly likes to talk about.

 

Click here to see the video of Ellen telling this sordid tale