The Most Powerful Christians In Hollywood

Do we need a list for everything?! Some website called Beliefnet.com has put together a list of the "Most Powerful Christians In Hollywood." Mel Gibson's drunk, stupid ass topped the list.

According to FoxNews, the website chose their top 12 because "they have the clout to choose their career direction, while keeping their faith and even injecting it into their work in subtle or not-so-subtle ways."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't being a raving, drunk driving lunatic against Christianity?

Here's the rest of the list.

1. Mel Gibson

2. Denzel Washington

3. Patricia Heaton

4. Tyler Perry

5. Ralph Winter

6. Angela Bassett

7. Martin Sheen

8. Martha Williamson

9. Kristen Chenoweth

10. Philip Anschutz

11. Howard Kazanjian

12. Scott Derrickson

UGH! Patricia Heaton! Just seeing that cow's name drives me crazy. The website said they chose her as #3 because she's a spokeskank for the anti-abortion group, Feminists for Life. SHE IS NOT A CHRIIIISSSTTIIIIAN!!!!

I wish someone aborted her! Okay, that was cruel. I take it back. Just half aborted her, so she wouldn't be able to talk or think.