Make Him Stop! | Dlisted

Spencer Pratt had a little interview with Radar Magazine and it was the perfect time for the douche to come out of the pussy and let the blood flow. He was in his element. Here's some gems:

"I love the bad press. The bottom line is I'm making people react and ultimately not think about that we are in a war in Iraq and are trying to pick leaders. "

Thanks for reminding me Spencer! I totally forgot, because I was too busy setting my Spencer Pratt vodoo tampon on fire.

I would rather be this hated guy for not doing any harm to anyone physically. I'm here and I have not been racist or homophobic. There are people out there that you could go after so much more, but I'm the new villain, and that's hilarious! It's so cool to be alive.

You are hurting people physically! I know plenty of people who get violently ill when they see you or hear you speak, Spencer!

My grandma, who is 81, was at my birthday dinner last night, and she was saying in her whole life—which has been miserable for the most part—the one thing that has made her happiest is getting to read the tabloids, watch The Hills, and be a part of this weird pop culture phenomenon. She wears two buttons with my face on it. And if my grandmother is crying for joy in the last years of her life, then it is all worth it.

Why won't he stop?! WHY?! He's hurting innocent people.

She (Heidi) was made for entertaining. She was walking around in high heels at two years old doing dances. I would never call Spencer Pratt a star, but she is, because she shines. That is the definition of star—she pops out from the universe.

High heeled dancing at two? Stripper in training! She was smarter at two than she is now. At least at that age she realized what her true calling is.

Definitely. I just am so blessed. I've never been very religious and now I'm like, if there is a God, I love God. I know there is something out there because I am seriously the happiest person on earth.

Paula Abdul is that you? If there is a God he'll handle this problem! Spencer really needs to be struck by lightning in a bad way. Douche on fire!

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