Tara Reid Is Funny

Tara Reid told FHMonline that she never ended up like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, because she knows the right way to party.

"I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do. You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I'm not working, why shouldn't I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage?"

"I was a party girl, but I played by the rules. Yeah. Like, Lindsay makes $15 million a movie, so why doesn’t she have a driver? I don’t get it. If you get drunk, that’s fine, but don’t drive. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble."

That Tara is such a comedian! What job?

I mean didn't she have a job where she had to get drunk?! On that Taradise crap on E! she was getting paid to party and be a drunk wreck!

Source: Page Six