Has Hell Frozen Over?

 

Dreamboat Doherty has cleaned himself up, gotten a new hair color and reportedly kicked booze for good! The Sun reports that Petey has traded in his Jack Daniels and heroin for tea and crumpets! To make matters more strange he's in talks to headline a "Dry Tour" with his band, Babyshambles.

 

Petey only wants to play booze-free venues. A source said, “Pete came up with the idea. He feels like a new man. It’ll be a challenge for him to go on a tour without drugs. Everyone expects him to fall back into it but he’s confident he can keep on the straight and narrow.”  

Booze-free venues?! You mean coffee houses and record stores?! Something in the milk ain't clean! I mean....good for him...I guess? I know it's awful to say, but I miss the crackhead Doherty! It will take me a while to adjust to this new and not-really-but-improved Dreamboat. 

 

If he starts singing Christian songs, I'm fucking out of here.