But Did She Win?

Stacy Hedger has got to be the hottest contestant in pageant history. Stacy played the theme from "Star Wars" on a trumpet for the talent portion of some beauty pageant somewhere in America, sometime in the 80s. Stacy is a true musical legend, but I'm pretty sure she didn't hit one note correctly.

Fuck, I can blow the theme from "Star Wars" on a dick better than Stacy can play it on a trumpet!

The little dance at the end is probably the best part. I'm sure THAT right there was the inspiration for the movie Happy Feet.

I really hope Stacy won. She deserved it.

Thanks to Karen and the millions of you who sent me this