WHA?????!!!!???

 

That dumbass, soggy piece of Cheeto didn't show up to court this morning! Brit Brit's lawyer and KFed's lawyer showed up. Brit wasn't required to show up, but apparently her lawyer told her that it would look good to the judge if she did since she's asking for more visitation rights this morning.

 

Can't say I'm surprised. She's probably in a Frap-coma.

 

Oh speaking of frothy, chunky and creamy, click here to see a picture of Brit Brit flashing her real PINK EYE yesterday. Actually, it's a little brown with flecks of black and red.

 

I am more familiar with her labia than my own ass lips. That's the truth.