Charlize Theron Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

 

Esquire Magazine has named Charlize Theron its sexiest woman alive. The magazine has been slowly hinting for the past 6-months on who their cover girl might be. 

 

Past sexiest women alive have included Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson and Clay Aiken. Ok not the last one, but she'll make it next year. I'm sure of it!  

 

I am totally ok with this decision. Charlize is definitely "cheat on the gays" material. I'd let her give me a facial. BARF! Tuna with extra mayo for lunch it is!