If His Eyebrows Could Speak

 

Zac Efron is looking so.......serious lately. He's not the bubbly, cotton candy twink I'm used to seeing. He's slowly turning into Jodie Foster. He looks like a Hollywood power lesbian. I bet he can bring Anne Heche back to our side. Actually, keep that crazy lady of insanity. We don't want her.

 

Anyway, here's that little bundle of pomade at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids' Choice Awards yesterday in Sydney.