It Happens!

 

TMZ has confirmed that The Hoff had a little booze relapse which put him in the hospital where he's currently detoxing! Cedars-Sinai to be exact. The Hoff's rep said that he's in the hospital, but doing fine. That must've been some relapse!  If you're gonna fall off the wagon you might as well really fall. Like hit the ground hard and maybe sprain your ankle or something.

 

The Hoff's kids have been staying with Pamela Bach for the past couple of weeks, so they weren't really affected. A mediation will go down on Thursday regarding custody.

 

The National Enquirer first reported the story and a source told them, "He looked awful when they brought him in. His color was ashen. He felt sick. It was just so sad." 

 

Poor Hoff! He really needs a hug and a magical unicorn friend that will give him a ride to a land where there isn't any sadness. He'll have to settle for the hug for now. I'm working on that magical unicorn thing.