Eff Bret! Bring Back Heather!

 

Vh1 has confirmed that Bret Michaels will be back for another round of (Crack) Rock of Love. Tommy Lee, Nikki Six, Mark McGrath and Dave Navarro were all rumored to take over for Bret. 

 

Bret will once again try and find "love" among 20 women. Oh and when I say "love" I mean "get a quick blowjob and then get dumped on the reunion show to make way for a third season." 

 

I think a better show would be "What's Under The Bandana?!" Seriously it would be a cross between Amazing Race and Forensic Files. 

 

And they better bring back Heather! TV is not done with that bitch's hair! There are so many more hairstyles for her to work! Maybe she can slide into the 90s for the second season?

 

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