It's A Miracle!

 

Brit Brit passed a drug test taken this past weekend! I bet you she used JJ's piss! Sources told TMZ that BS is doing everything the judge has asked her to do. Yeah, now she is! Brit has had monitored visitation with her boys Saturday, yesterday and today. Parenting coach and all! The source also said that the "buzzer" now works. Ok, can they fix the buzzer in Brit's head, because I still think that one isn't functional.

 

In other BS news! A judge has just ordered she must be booked for her August hit and run before appearing in court on October 25th! BS' lawyer said she will comply with the judge's order. Like bitch has a choice?!

 

Does this mean we're going to get a mugshot?! Seriously?! My dreams have come true! Paris, Nicole, Lindsay and now Britney! My masterpiece is almost complete!!!!