Where The Hell Is Gabriel Aubry?!

 

A knocked up Halle Berry has been promoting the hell out of that "Things We Lost In the Fire" movie and Gabriel Aubry has been missing in action! Where the hell can the hottest sperm donor in the world be hiding? I wouldn't be surprised if he's already ditched Halle. She's a douche magnet. No...no....Gabriel's "working."

 

Anyway, Halle told People that she's loving every minute of being pregnant. Even the morning sickness! She said, "There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats. Nothing's been bad about it. I've loved every second of it!" And what is she craving? "Hot and spicy peppercini!"

 

Hot sweats? Vomiting? Peppercinis?! That sounds like a normal date for me.

 

Morning sickness is probably fine when you're at home, but I worked with this pregnant chick and bitch would vomit all the time and anywhere. I would be enjoying my delicious egg and cheese and she would be ralphing into her bin. Runny eggs have never looked the same to me.  

 

Here's hot Halle with those delicious chi-chis outside Letterman yesterday.