Tuesday, October 9th 2007

Pamela Anderson's Wedding Was An Elegant Affair

Pamela Anderson's wedding to Rick Salomon was a truly classy and luxurious affair. Pammy wore a white jean skirt, called her groom "scum" and the cake was made out of cardboard. Would we expect anything less?
 
The NYDN reports that guests were served pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese and tuna and lobster tacos. Pigs in a blanket?! Sounds like my kind of spread.
 
Hey at least Pam covered up! She wore a used up bikini to her last wedding. She's moving on up! Maybe she'll wear a mini-dress to her next wedding, because there's totally going to be one.
 
Cardboard cakes remind me of kindergarten. In kindergarten we had this beat down, saliva stained cardboard Birthday cake. Whenever it was one of the brat's Birthdays they would pull out that nasty thing, put a fake candle on it and make us sing. Ghetto ass shit. I can't tell you how many times some moron tried to take a bite out of it.
 
Oh and has Pam filed for divorce yet?
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
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