Friday, October 5th 2007

Clooney's $100,000 Bet

 
George Clooney has bet Michelle Pfeiffer $100,000 that he will never EVER marry again. Years ago Michelle bet Georgie that he would get married. She said the bet has gone from $100 to $100,000.
 
She said, "I still think he will, he's a handsome devil."
 
Georgie, 46, is currently dating 28-year-old Sarah Larson.  
 
Georgie will never get married, because gay marriage is not completely legal in this country and the only person in the world he wants to marry is me. I would have a sex change for him though. Who needs a dick when you have a Clooney? And yes he's looking like a used up piece of toilet paper lately, but I'd still gladly wipe my butt with him.   
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K