Not Hot

One thing Avril did that always disgusted me was that up until Blender magazine and Maxim magazine offered her Aryan ass to pose half-naked in, she was anti-mainstream, and couldn't stand all the slutty girls.

I haven't liked her since day one, and have been making the same predictions since day one that the minute someone desperate enough gave her attention that she'd drop the fucking hardass skatepunk spiel and become masturbation fodder for shallow, bland, straight men.

Every time someone praises her for having "balls" for speaking out against Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, I want to punch them because all this time she's fronted for this fucking pseudo-rebellious crusade, she was the same thing all along. She never changed. She was always the generic tart no-one paid any attention to because Britney Spears and Christina Gaguilera were better at being skanks, and she wanted to be JUST LIKE THEM.

And really what fucking aspect of punk rock is choreographed? If you're too pristine to sing, play an instrument, or masturbate with the microphone stand, you're not punk rock. Syd Vicious is probably spinning in his grave.

If you're going to be a run of the mill, generic carbon copy of Hilary Duff and Britney Spears, own up to it, because no matter what you tell yourself, painting your nails black and streaking your hair pink doesn't make you a rock star. You're just another pop star who has decided to find herself in being "edgy" and trying too hard to separate yourself from all the other skanks, only proving you to be JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM. Britney Spears tried it. Tranny Clown tried it (and still is). Madonna tried it. Hilary Duff tried it.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...