Tuesday, October 2nd 2007
Was Kate Moss Dickmatized?
Pete Doherty's close friend, Shane MacGowan, said that Petey and Kate's relationship was all about the sexy. He claims they had "mind-blowing" sex, but how would he know unless he joined in....oh...ok...he probably did.
Shane said, “They were perfect for each other. Totally nuts about each other. They were one of those couples that would argue loads but when they got back together they would have mind-blowing sex. They had this great chemistry and that’s something they’ll miss.”
You know usually anything is good when you're high as a kite. Brushing your teeth could probably give a big O when you're on heroin and shit. As much as I love Petey I refuse to believe that he knows how to make that kitten barf. Drugheads are mostly clumsy and shit when it comes to sex. You know like they keep missing the hole and they end up doing your belly button or your inner thigh. Not hot.
In other Petey news! He's tested clean for drugs! He was supposed to attend a court hearing yesterday, but a judge postponed him until later this month so he could have more time to get clean. Apparently, he's been clean for 6 weeks! I also refuse to believe this! A drug-free Doherty is an oxymoron!