Where's God When You Need Him?

NOOOO! Paula Abdul told USA Today that she will not do another season of her amazing reality show "Hey Paula!" She was asked to do another season, but she turned it down.

She said, "That was hard for me to watch. Disturbing. They'd put a camera on me when I got wind that my dog was in a coma, and they'd make it (seem) like it was about hair and makeup."

Her dog was in a coma and she was crying about the Bratz movie?! Paula who cares about that whore dolls when your poor Sparky or whatever it's name is...is knocking on death's door. So cold Paula, so cold.

Instead of focusing on her reality show Paula says she wants to have kids. She said, "Definitely within the next two years. I thought by now I'd have three grown children."

Well, Paula as a mother could be a different kind of disaster.