Brit Loses Full Custody Of Her Boys!!!

 

TMZ is reporting that a judge just stripped Britney Spears of custody of her two kids and has awarded full custody to KFed temporarily. The judge ruled that KFed "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court."

 

Why am I in jurty duty while this is going on? Why?!!!!

 

Do you smell that? It's that breakdown coming any minute now. It kind of smells like modly cheese and Slurpees. Yeah, now it makes sense! She's gonna lose her shit and we have front row! Get the popcorn and beer!