That Was Fast!

 

HOORAYS! They have internets in the jury room or whatever the hell it's called (see below). Anyways, so here we go:

 

The Spice Girls completely sold out the first performance in London on their reunion tour in 38 seconds flat. Over 1 million UK fans started registering weeks ago to be the first to know when tickets would go on sale. Well, they were notified and they came to buy. The tickets cost a minimum of $100.

 

Shortly after tickets were all bought up, listings on eBay appeared. Some hos are asking over $1500 for tickets. Morons! Just rent Spice World, it's probably the same thing.

 

Organizers have announced 2 more UK dates with a possible fourth due to the demand.

 

In other Spice Girls news, Bono is planning to record a new song with the women for their new greatest hits album.

 

A source said, "Bono's involvement has lifted the whole camp and he's delighted to have been asked and add his experience. Expect the unexpected."

 

I seriously want to see this lip-synch fiesta when it comes to my town, but there's no way I'm going to shell out anything over $100! I can put a wig on my dog and play "Spice Up Your Life" on a Boombox and probably get the same effect with more glamour and less bite!  

 

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