SICK!

 

The Sun is reporting that an Eva LongWHORIA sex tape is somewhere on the web. I looked and I could only find bunk ass clips that weren't Eva. Some sites claim that the tape is 100% real and co-stars Eva's husband, Tony Parker.

 

Tony I'd like to see, Eva not so much. She's probably a whiner in bed. I can imagine. The type that is always shouting "ouch" and "no, the other way!" An effin nag. Let's not even talk about the beef curtains.

 

Hopefully homegirl got into full make-up for the tape, because she looks illegal without any.