Friday, September 28th 2007

I Deserve To Die

 
PEOPLE!!!!! Phoebe Price's Birthday was yesterday and I fucking missed it! I fucking fucking fucking fucking missed it! I will never forgive myself for this. Ever. I will spend the rest of my life making this up to you PP.
 
I BLAME ALL OF YOU! You knew and you kept this from me on purpose! How dare you! Instead of being all DEXTER-ED (which airs on Sunday at 9pm on Showtime btw) out today, I would've been all PHOEBE-D out. I would've changed my name to Plisted and devoted a whole day.
 
Now I need to drink my sorrows away tonight. I was going to do this anyway, but I have a reason now. DAMN ALL OF YOU!
 
Okay, I'm done. So PP spent her special day at the Ivy handing out cupcakes with her baby pictures on them to the paparazzi. Seriously. Nobody showed up to her party, so she had to bribe strangers with cupcakes. I'm sure her childhood was pretty much the same.
 
 
Thanks D
 
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