I Need Help!!!!!!

 

I find Carrot Bottom attractive and for this very reason and this reason alone I should be locked up for life. My genitals should be taken away from me and I should not be allowed sex pleasure ever again.

 

Look at the hair! Look at the nail polish! Look at the eyebrows! Look at everything! I don't even know if that gay-reptile-creature is human, but I would still play "hide the carrot in the bunny hole" with it. Somebody save me!

 

Actually, he sort of looks like Jackie Stallone.  

 

Here's Carrot Bottom in NYC yesterday.