Cokie Thieving

 

Douche bag extraordinaire, Steve-O, told Howard Stern two things yesterday. First, he said that he loves to inhale nitrous from whipped cream cans. Second, he said that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of coke from him. These people make my daily trash look like a refined lady. 

 

He said that she stole his "Boog Suge" when she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to get it. Boog Suge? That's a new one. I'm not even going to try and dissect that. I'm sure he came up with that one while he was riding a whipped cream high. 

 

Steve-O can also rest easy that she's not going to come after him anytime soon. White Oprah claims despite reporters, Blohan is not getting out of the tank this weekend.

 

"Lindsay is not leaving Cirque Lodge in Utah any time soon. She has a few more weeks to grow and develop, and she is doing great." 

 

Basically that means Blohan is getting good dick and blow in the tank and she's not about to leave it. Who would?

 

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