Don't Cry Out Loud!!!!

David Beckham was seen fighting back tears yesterday as he rushed to be by his father's side. Becks' daddy suffered a near-fatal heart attack in London. Becks' spokeswhore said, "His father has had a heart attack and is currently being treated in hospital. Victoria is in Japan working but obviously she has been informed of it and she is concerned.”

Yeah right! David probably called Posh and she's like "Who?! Hah? Wait...but we've still got money right?"

Oh Becks! Don't let the world see your tears! I will be your bosom while that pig witch is busy with her own life!

Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings!!! Fly high and proud!!!
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all!!!

FUCK! Now I got effin Melissa effin Manchester in my head all day long.