Wednesday, September 26th 2007

Nothing's Free!

 
Wendy Faracino is a make-up artist at the Bobbi Brown counter in Saks Fifth Avenue in Southampton. Wendy was admiring a pair of Manolos while on her break when Renee Zellweger sauntered up to her and the two women began talking about shoes reports Page Six .
 
About 15 minutes after Wendy went back to work, one of the sales hos presented her with a box. He said, "These are compliments of Renée Zellweger. She wanted you to have them." They were the Manolos Wendy was looking at.
 
Hmm.....I smell something fishy and it's coming from Renee's crotch! Nothing's free! Wendy, she's giving you those shoes now as a gift, but when her crotch comes a knocking it's gonna want you to pay your bill.
 
But that's not much to ask. I'd eat Renee's coochie for a pair of $500 shoes. I'd have to bring a lot of baby wipes, because you know the skin probably falls off at tongue's touch.
 
 
 
 
 
 


  • Renee Zellweger