Kate Moss Is A Cold Hearted Witch!!!

 

Do not show this to Dreamboat Doherty!

 

Kate Moss told a group of friends that she's "in love and engaged" to Jamie Hince of The Kills reports The Daily Mail . She's been dating his fugly fug ass for like 20-minutes or something.

 

A source said, "They had spent the night making love and Kate asked him during that. He was overjoyed because that's what he wanted, too. They're clearly totally in love with each other."

 

Apparently they aren't really engaged. It's just Kate letting everyone know that she's serious about Jamie. Friends also think Kate wants this news to get back to Doherty to let him know that she's moved on for real this time.

 

Petey sends you a dead mouse as a gift and this is how you treat him?!

 

Kate is a cold-hearted snake! Look into her eyes! She's been telling lies!!!! She's a lover girl at play! She don't play by rules....ok I'll stop. Fuck, now I'm going to have that song in my head all day long.  

 

Fuck Kate! Dreamboat still has his first and only love. No, not me. I wish. CRACK! He still has crack.