I'm Sure You Were "There" For Her

 

Joe Simpson talked to FoxNews about why his little plastic dumplings, Chestica and Asshole, aren't like Britney, Lindsay and the others. 

 

He said, "We have a real family. You can’t just put these kids out in the world and they’re on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her."

 

Um....Papa Joe probably weakened the thread so her dress would rip. I'm sure he was there for her. By "we" he means his fingers. 

 

He also confirmed that Chestica's next album will be country music.

 

 

Get into it?! A threesome?! OH HELL NO. I gotta go wash out my eyes with bleach. I just didn't read that.