Tuesday, September 25th 2007
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A Man After Midnight!
Parasite Hilton has been dragging around a new boy toy for about a week now. He's a 22-year-old tourist from Sweden. According to Page Six she met his Swedish buns on a street corner. HAH! Nobody wants Paris anymore, so she has to pick up her meat on the street. Foreign meat!
A source said, "We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood. The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him. He's very hot. He's living much better now."
Parasite has dragged him to NYC where she's apparently trying to get him a modeling contract with Ford. Paris the Pimp!
WTF do these two talk about? She can barely speak English and I'm sure he can't speak a lick. Dumb bitch Paris probably just says Ikea, Swiss Miss and Abba over and over again.
Somebody also needs to alert the country of Sweden to quarantine Alex for at least 6-months before letting him in. I mean we're already infected, but why allow other countries to go through the same pain.
And what is she doing to her hair?! Is she playing Peter Pan in a porn version? Captain Hooker and the Search for Peter's Peen!
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