Put Your Slut Dog On The Pill!

 

Dita Von Teese is starring in a new round of ads for PETA asking for your to fix your skank whore dogs and cats, so they won't get knocked up anymore.

 

Dita said, "Every year, thousands of dogs and cats are put to death in Britain because there are not enough good homes. You can help prevent this always spay or neuter your animals, and if you're considering adding a dog or cat to your family, please adopt from your local rescue shelter.'

 

The message is clear, the ad is stupid. How the hell is a half naked Dita supposed to teach me to cut off my dog's nutsack.

 

And on that note...it's another slow news day from hell.