Why did Sharon Osbourne say this? WHY?!!!

“He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.”

Images have been created in my head that can never be taken back. Not even the strongest of acid can erase the thought of Ozzy nailing Sharon like a woodpecker going to town on a rotten tree. 

I'm surprised his thing even works. They probably have to get it up using a bicycle pump.  

Source: The Sun

 

 



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